Deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest, lives the greatest defenseman lacrosse has ever known. He is revered and respected around the world and is simply known as 'Larry the Lumberjack'. Although he seldom is seen, his name alone strikes fear into the hearts of offensive players everywhere. Tucked away deep in logging country where there is plenty of the finest wood in the country, he handcrafts the ultimate wood shafts, develops unparalleled footwork, unmatched positioning, and the superior strength needed to "Lay the Lumber" on any unfortunate attackman or midfielder who crossed his path.
Standing over 6'7 and weighing over 265 lbs, he has a barreled chest and the power to chop your arm off with his custom wood stick with one of his precise checks. He invented every take-away check that you have ever heard of: the kayak, the canoe, the woodrow, the back-side breaker, the over-the-head ripper, the buttend lift-shift and the most deadly of all, the WOODLAYER where arms have been taken right off. After 10 years dominating the best players in the MLL and NLL, he disappeared to find a greater lax challenge without any notice of retirement. Some say he gave up playing for a simple life of logging and seclusion, while the truth is that he actually needed more competition and challenge so he moved to where he can find 12 foot Grizzly Bears on which to to practice his checks. People have reported from hiking expeditions that if you travel deep into the woods of the Pacific Northwest on the right day, you might just find him working on his lax game by, "Laying the Lumber", on unsuspecting giant bears, giant Redwood trees or anything that gets in his way.
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