Since ancient times, one Bro has ruled over the lacrosse world and all that is "bro". His name is Broseidon, and he is the king of the Brocean.
Legend has it that at the age of 15 Broseidon was to become a man. An under the sea dance and ceremony was planned to celebrate in the proper way of the Brocean people. All of the great Broceans were in attendance, including Brotapus, Brosephus Maxiums , and of course judge Bro Brown. All was going well until the leader of the Broceans, Napoleon Bronapart , challenged Broseidon to a game of Lax. In less than one minute, Broseidon completely dominated Bronapart and had him banished from the Brocean.
Since then, Broseidon has been the leader of the Broceans and ruled from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.
In honor of himself and the way of the Bro, Broseidon commissioned MadLax to create a pair of shorts in his likeness, so that other Bros could have them and live the way of the bro.

Broseidon shorts will be released in early July, but only in a limited number, so do not wait!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only True Lax Bro's should purchase these shorts. Should any non Bro's put them on, Broseidon will turn them into water completely soaking your underwear.